- A smart girl knows how to love. A smarter one knows who to love.
Wouldn,t it be nice if the world was flat? That way we could just push off the people we don,t like
- Facebook wants to know "whats on my mind"??
"Twitter" wants to know "what I am doing"??
"Foursquare" wants to know "where I am"??
Damn
The INTERNET has turned into a crazy girlfriend :P
- You sent friend request , I accepted , We talked , We liked , We dated , We got commited , I loved , You cheated , I deleted
- fake laughs, fake smiles, fake promises, fake love.
sounds like everything is 'Made In China'.!!
if he Breaks your Heart :)
BE FAIR enough ;) Break His Apple iPhone 64GB :P :P
I Think we all Know , Who will Cry Harder :D :P ;)
- Once a boy was smoking at airport
Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho ?
Boy: Why ?
Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete pe kharch kye hue paise bachate to samne khari hui BMW car tumhari hoti.
Boy: Aap cigrete peeti hein ?
Girl: No
Boy: To kya wo car apki hai ?
Girl: No
Boy: Thanks for advice, Wo car meri hi hai
MORAL: zyada lecture dene se insult bhi ho jaati hai, so Dnt give too much lectures
Girl:Mere Marks kam aye hai.
Boy:bata kitne aye hai?
Girl:sirf 94%.
Boy:Khuda ka khouff kr zalim. Itne me to 3 ladke pass ho jate hai!!
- Two fundamentals of cool life - Walk like you are the king OR walk like you don't care ,who is the king.
It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live & enjoy life without depending on others!!!
- Its better to have people think you're insane and be remembered, than having people think your normal and be forgotten
- If God made everything, then God must be Chinese?
- Loving you is one of the things in life I know i do perfectly,, You are my everything, I love you baby.
- TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN
- Whenever you have a problem, just sing your favourite song!
You will realize that your voice is far worse than your problem!
TRUE STORY !!!
- You can never really say whats' on your mind, when your family is on Facebook ;)
- I really wanna work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun ;)
- I noticed that my friends status said, "Stood on the edge of a cliff. About to jump".
So I poked him. :D
- this is a message 4 all those who DON'T DRINK OR SMOKE!
One day your old friends will die and you will be left alone.
- HEY YOU, yeah I'm talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?
- Sorry.. I'm not Rihanna. I don't love the way you lie.
- Many Crushes and Flirts are better than one True Love
Because
Monopoly is always Damaging, and Competition Improves Efficiency!!
Pure Economic Theory of Love
- Behind every successful man.. There is a confused woman.
When SHE cancels a date, it is because "SHE HAS TO"
But
When HE cancels a date, it is because..HE HAS TWO
- Alcohol is never the answer, unless the question is "What is C2H5OH?".
- Best way to propose a girl.
Take her to sea, Say her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me or Leave My Boat.
Your girlfriend leaves you
Its when you don't try for her sister !
Acha dost jitni baar b ruthe use har baar manana chahiye
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Q ki Wo KAMINA apke sare raaz janta hai Kya pta kab kise telecast kar DE =P
bhagawan ne unhe ek ek wardan magane ka mauka diya.
1&2 mujhe gora bana do.
3- hi hi hi inhe phir se kala bana do
moral- kuchh dost kamine ke kamine rehate hai.
- Kya Aap Marne Ke Baad Bhi Sexy Ladkiya dekhna Chahte Hain?
"DONATE UR EYES"
- Kabhi kabhi nahi, har roz mili,
Zindagi se har 1 mauj mili,
Bas ek sachha dost manga tha zindagi se,
..mujhe to kameeno ki fauj mili.
- Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane,
Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.
- Pucha muzse chand sitaro ne
Tuze bhula diya kya tere Jigri yaro ne
Mene muskurate hue kaha
Bhool to nahi sakte
Bas lage honge Kamine kisi ko patane me.
- Friendship isn't about "i m sorry"
its about "kamine teri ghalti hai"
Its not about "m here 4u"
its about "kahan hai kaminey"
Its not about "i understand"
its about "sab teri wajah se hua hai manhoos"
Its not about "i care 4u"
its about "kamino mujhe chor k kaha jaogey"
Its not about "im happy 4 ur success"
its about " chal beta party de"
- Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
- I have got the best business idea of 2011,,,i am going to start Facebook rehab centers throughout country.
- I Wonder If Money Doesn't Grow On Trees,, Then Why Do Banks Have Branches ?
- An apple a day keeps the doctor away but if the doctor is beautiful throw the apple away!
- The road to success??.. Is always under construction.