Thursday, September 15, 2011

LOVE MESSAGES


  • There's no point in keeping your heart strong like iron, you don't know whose heart turns out to be a magnet.
  • It's crazy, but you're all I want and need;
    You win, I'm yours forever, I concede.
    F0rEvEr In y0uR l0vE.
  • The best feeling in the world isn't falling in love. It's finally falling out of love with someone who never loved you.
  • Do I really love him or am I addicted to the pain of wanting something I can't have.
  • True love is like a Tattoo , hurts when it bleeds but remains with you for the rest of Your life .
  • No one falls in love by choice, it is by CHANCE.
    No one stays in love by chance, it is by WORK, and
    No one falls out of love by chance, it is by CHOICE
  • Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman,
    but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.
  • Love that we can not have is the one that last the longest,
    hurts the deepest and feels the strongest.
  • You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well.
  • A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.
  • The greatest ironies of life:
    having the right person at the wrong time,
    having the wrong person when the time is right,
    and finding out that you love someone
    after that person walks out of your sight
  • It's hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find someone who loves you as much.
    When the chance comes, don't ever let go
  • Love is not about finding the right person, but creating a right relationship.
It's not about how much love you have in the beginning but how much love you build till the end.


LOVE QOUTES;

"If a hug represented how much I loved you, I would hold you in my arms forever."

"The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else."

  • "If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it dosent, then it was never meant to be."
  • " My bounty is as boundless as the sea, my love as deep; the more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite."
  • " So long as I can breathe or I can see, so long lives your love which gives life to me."
  • " When you depart from me sorrow abides, and happiness takes his leave."
  • " Love from one side hurts, but love from two sides heals."
  • " So dear I love him that with him, all deaths I could endure. Without him, live no life."
  • " If music be the food of love, play on."
  • " Hear my soul speak. Of the very instant that I saw you, Did my heart fly at your service."
  • " I love you more than words can wield the matter, Dearer than eyesight, space and liberty "
  • " Doubt that the stars are fire, Doubt that the sun doth move his aides, Doubt truth to be a liar, But never doubt I love."
  • " I would not wish any companion in the world but you."

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Funny


  • A smart girl knows how to love. A smarter one knows who to love.

Wouldn,t it be nice if the world was flat? That way we could just push off the people we don,t like

  • Facebook wants to know "whats on my mind"??


 "Twitter" wants to know "what I am doing"??

 "Foursquare" wants to know "where I am"??

 Damn
 The INTERNET has turned into a crazy girlfriend :P

  • You sent friend request , I accepted , We talked , We liked , We dated , We got commited , I loved , You cheated , I deleted


  • fake laughs, fake smiles, fake promises, fake love.

 sounds like everything is 'Made In China'.!!

  • TO ALL GIRLS ;)


 if he Breaks your Heart :)
 BE FAIR enough ;) Break His Apple iPhone 64GB :P :P
I Think we all Know , Who will Cry Harder :D :P ;)

  • Once a boy was smoking at airport

 Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho ? 
 Boy: Why ?
 Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete pe kharch kye hue paise bachate to samne khari hui BMW car tumhari hoti.
 Boy: Aap cigrete peeti hein ?
 Girl: No
 Boy: To kya wo car apki hai ?
 Girl: No
 Boy: Thanks for advice, Wo car meri hi hai
 MORAL: zyada lecture dene se insult bhi ho jaati hai, so Dnt give too much lectures

  • Boy:Ro kyun rhi ho?

         Girl:Mere Marks kam aye hai.

         Boy:bata kitne aye hai?

 Girl:sirf 94%.

 Boy:Khuda ka khouff kr zalim. Itne me to 3 ladke pass ho jate hai!!






  • Two fundamentals of cool life - Walk like you are the king OR walk like you don't care ,who is the king.


  • Single is not a status.

It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live & enjoy life without depending on others!!!


  • Its better to have people think you're insane and be remembered, than having people think your normal and be forgotten



  • If God made everything, then God must be Chinese?




  • Loving you is one of the things in life I know i do perfectly,, You are my everything, I love you baby.

- TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN 


  • Whenever you have a problem, just sing your favourite song!

You will realize that your voice is far worse than your problem!
TRUE STORY !!!



  • You can never really say whats' on your mind, when your family is on Facebook ;)



  • I really wanna work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun ;)




  • I noticed that my friends status said, "Stood on the edge of a cliff. About to jump".

So I poked him. :D



  • this is a message 4 all those who DON'T DRINK OR SMOKE!

One day your old friends will die and you will be left alone.




  • HEY YOU, yeah I'm talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?




  • Sorry.. I'm not Rihanna. I don't love the way you lie.




  • Many Crushes and Flirts are better than one True Love

Because
Monopoly is always Damaging, and Competition Improves Efficiency!!
Pure Economic Theory of Love




  • Behind every successful man.. There is a confused woman.




  • Always remember:


When SHE cancels a date, it is because "SHE HAS TO"
But
When HE cancels a date, it is because..HE HAS TWO




  • Alcohol is never the answer, unless the question is "What is C2H5OH?".





  • Best way to propose a girl.


Take her to sea, Say her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea.

Then say Marry Me or Leave My Boat.




  • Failure is not when


Your girlfriend leaves you

Its when you don't try for her sister !



  • Gr8 sugestion -


Acha dost jitni baar b ruthe use har baar manana chahiye
.
.


Q ki Wo KAMINA apke sare raaz janta hai Kya pta kab kise telecast kar DE =P





  • 3, kale dost the.

bhagawan ne unhe ek ek wardan magane ka mauka diya.
1&2 mujhe gora bana do.
3- hi hi hi inhe phir se kala bana do
moral- kuchh dost kamine ke kamine rehate hai.







  • Kya Aap Marne Ke Baad Bhi Sexy Ladkiya dekhna Chahte Hain?


"DONATE UR EYES"




  • Kabhi kabhi nahi, har roz mili,

Zindagi se har 1 mauj mili,
Bas ek sachha dost manga tha zindagi se,

..mujhe to kameeno ki fauj mili.





  • Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane,

Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.




  • Pucha muzse chand sitaro ne

Tuze bhula diya kya tere Jigri yaro ne
Mene muskurate hue kaha
Bhool to nahi sakte
Bas lage honge Kamine kisi ko patane me.




  • Friendship isn't about "i m sorry"

its about "kamine teri ghalti hai"

Its not about "m here 4u"
its about "kahan hai kaminey"

Its not about "i understand"
its about "sab teri wajah se hua hai manhoos"

Its not about "i care 4u"
its about "kamino mujhe chor k kaha jaogey"

Its not about "im happy 4 ur success"
its about " chal beta party de"



  • Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.


  • I have got the best business idea of 2011,,,i am going to start Facebook rehab centers throughout country.



  • I Wonder If Money Doesn't Grow On Trees,, Then Why Do Banks Have Branches ?



  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away but if the doctor is beautiful throw the apple away!




  • The road to success??.. Is always under construction.